In shocking news this week, blue skies have been spotted over England and reports are coming in of a 'strange yellow ball in the sky'.
Police across the country have been inundated with calls from concerned locals reporting that their clouds are missing. Fearing that these little fluffy additions to our skyline have been stolen, a full scale hunt has been initiated by New Scotland Yard and it is anticipated that the usual suspects will be rounded up for questioning by the end of the week.
A state of national emergency has been declared with Heat Warnings issued by government bodies who warn that "There is an 80 % probability of heatwave conditions between 1200 on Tuesday and 0600 on Thursday in parts of England.".
They go on to state "Heatwaves can be dangerous, especially for the very young or very old or those with chronic disease. Advice on how to reduce the risk either for yourself or somebody you know can be obtained from NHS Choices at www.nhs.uk/summerhealth, NHS 111 or from your local chemist.".
In the rest of the world this is called Summer!!!
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